Handmade from fine bone china, this piece reimagines financial chaos as something worth displaying. Notes, scribbles, and “perfectly legal” expenses sit across a lined notepad design, finished with the faint ring of a glass that definitely wasn’t water.

It’s polished. It’s composed. It’s deeply suspicious.

It arrives in a cotton dust bag, because even creative accounting deserves careful handling.

Each tray is made by hand, printed edge to edge, and finished with a smooth gloss. Dishwasher-safe and ready for everyday use.

Use it for jewellery, keys, receipts, or moral flexibility. The medium and large trays are perfect for canapés, cocktails, and creative interpretations of the truth.

Because accountability is nice, but aesthetics come first.

• Medium: 23cm x 11.5cm
• Large: 28.5cm x 14cm

• Material: Handmade from fine bone china.
• Artwork: Finished with a durable, edge-to-edge gloss print.
• Care: Entirely dishwasher-safe.

Sustainably Made in England and crafted by hand.

Swift & Secure Shipping

Your order is our priority. As each piece is lovingly prepared by hand, most are dispatched from our English studio within one business day. You can select your preferred Standard or Express delivery options at checkout. We are delighted to ship worldwide.

Our Made-to-Order Promise

Each LDC piece is an intimate creation, handcrafted especially for you upon receiving your order. This bespoke process ensures the highest quality and means your item is uniquely yours. Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or offer refunds for a change of mind.

Your satisfaction, however, is paramount. In the unlikely event that your piece arrives with a defect or fault, please contact us immediately and we will be swift to make it right.

A Note for International & EU Customers

Your order may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once a shipment reaches your country. As customs policies vary widely, we cannot predict what these charges will be. Any additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by the recipient. We recommend contacting your local customs office for further information.