Consider this a consultation. A diagnosis, if you will.

Your chart notes a mild intolerance for reality. A chronic need for improvement. (Sound familiar?) We concur. Welcome to The Clinic, where self-care gets clinical. We've taken the quiet art of the "tweakment" and turned it into a collection of beautifully rendered prescriptions for modern life. It's less about fixing flaws. It's more about curating your preferred narrative. Set your new default expression. Smooth out years of bad decisions. Or just get something pretty to hold your anxieties.

Because if you’re going to get work done, it may as well be a masterpiece. Right?

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