Doctor's Orders.

 
 Description
 

   Suffering from a chronic lack of enthusiasm for gainful employment? We have the cure. Consider this your official, non-negotiable prescription for a life of pure leisure, signed by the legendary Dr. Feelgood himself.
   

Printed edge-to-edge on exquisite bone china, this elegant tray is your legally-binding (in spirit) document, declaring you medically unfit for any and all responsibilities. Its durable, sophisticated form is perfect for holding the heavy burden of your newfound free time—or just your keys, jewelry, and other small symbols of a life you're actively avoiding.

Available in versatile sizes, because the severity of your condition may vary.

 
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 Shipping & Returns
 

Your order is our priority. As each piece is lovingly prepared by hand, most are dispatched from our English studio within one business day. You can select your preferred Standard or Express delivery options at checkout. We are delighted to ship worldwide.

Our Made-to-Order Promise

Each LDC piece is an intimate creation, handcrafted especially for you upon receiving your order. This bespoke process ensures the highest quality and means your item is uniquely yours. Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or offer refunds for a change of mind.

Your satisfaction, however, is paramount. In the unlikely event that your piece arrives with a defect or fault, please contact us immediately and we will be swift to make it right.

A Note for International & EU Customers

Your order may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once a shipment reaches your country. As customs policies vary widely, we cannot predict what these charges will be. Any additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by the recipient. We recommend contacting your local customs office for further information.