Hot mess, but make it the cover.

 
 Description
 

   Welcome to the glossy side of chaos.
   

The headlines are loud, the smiles are white, and everyone's pretending to be fine. It's satire, but also... not really. You know what I mean.

Use it to scribble thoughts, half-formed ideas, or whatever you'd say if you weren't busy looking composed. Write your lists, your confessions, your plans to start over (again). The back cover features a perfume ad for J'ignore — the scent of calm avoidance, bottled beautifully.

Hard-backed, with 128 blank pages of smooth 90gsm paper. Clean. Bright. Ready for whatever today throws at you.

It's part magazine, part diary, part quiet breakdown disguised as productivity.

And honestly, it's cheaper than therapy.

 
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 Shipping & Returns
 

Your order is our priority. As each piece is lovingly prepared by hand, most are dispatched from our English studio within one business day. You can select your preferred Standard or Express delivery options at checkout. We are delighted to ship worldwide.

Our Made-to-Order Promise

Each LDC piece is an intimate creation, handcrafted especially for you upon receiving your order. This bespoke process ensures the highest quality and means your item is uniquely yours. Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or offer refunds for a change of mind.

Your satisfaction, however, is paramount. In the unlikely event that your piece arrives with a defect or fault, please contact us immediately and we will be swift to make it right.

A Note for International & EU Customers

Your order may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once a shipment reaches your country. As customs policies vary widely, we cannot predict what these charges will be. Any additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by the recipient. We recommend contacting your local customs office for further information.